What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!