What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.