What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field