What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.