What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.