They were both inside Jobs
Cancer.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
She had harp failure.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.