What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.