Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.