Recur Jokes

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.