Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !