Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!