Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.