Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.