Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips