Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
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The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He got the sack.
Elf and safety
Because he had a very large bill.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
A really strong gust of wind.
Eventually the baby stops crying
Because he didn't have the balls!
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
They use Bootox.
The Weasley twins
They put on the Google!
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
Because they're always dribbling!
