How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

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Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton