What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.