What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.