What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.