unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Frequency!
An airplane
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
