Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.