Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

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