Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf