Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.