Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down