What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)