What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !