What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?