What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.