What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range