What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!