What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!