What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.