What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.