What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!