What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree