What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.