What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.