One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
Oinkment
Tweetment!
A tweetment