What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment