What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!