Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.