Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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About four beers

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.