Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Oinkment

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

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He cured them.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.