Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.