Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.