Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
They couldn't be further from my mind.
He likes it dirty.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
I'm at your service ma'am.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Piece of cake.
Franchicing