Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.