What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger