What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Brain Surgeon Jokes More Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."