What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears