A field of corn.
He was *out standing* in his field.
Because they can get their whole grains.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
A buck an ear!
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Doesn't matter much, does it
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Because the stalks are all ears.
