What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..