What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.