What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "