What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)