Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear