Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.