How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.