What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.