What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS