What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri