What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.