What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

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They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri