What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What happens when you text while driving?

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.