What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

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