What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.