What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.