What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.