How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it