How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

cause they're ugly and they stink.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."