How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!