How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.