How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.