How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."