How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein