How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB