How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."