How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.