Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy