How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.