Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
King Pong.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
It ended in a tie.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
The turn signals.
The lips are moving
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
