How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Because they always go up in the world !

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.