How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.