How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue