Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An exorcist.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
Because there's no rust for the wicked
Posession
A: A vacant posession.
Possession.
They show possession.
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
They combined for 16 paws.
r/jokes
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Fryday.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Shoepremacy.
Cos sin tan (Because suntan)
cos' sin tans
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Hello, bud.