Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......