Shoepremacy.
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A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Because he was in da Nile.
Apetheism
A gambler might lose.
Eggs actually get laid.
Popularity.
Boo-ddhism
A non-prophet organization.
Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.
Your fingers.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
Squash one and deal with the other later.
A ewe-nicycle