Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Because we turn them on. / /
Scarves
They can wear casual clothes to work
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Sneakers.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
