Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.