Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Handicap People Jokes More Handicap People Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.