What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells