What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!