What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!