What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.