What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!