What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.