What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.