What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.