What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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