What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.