What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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