What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico