What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico